I am a bloke who loves to please women and give them the ultimate squirting orgasim and am looking for women who wants some fun on occasions outdoors at beach, movies special nights out resturants theme park days
I luv attention from men. I am a party animal and wanna hav fun. luv scotch and hangin with my girls. I like to flirt and see how far I can get with men. I have tattoos\',piercings and currently lookin for a job. Im lookin for a man who can keep me on my toes and will look after me.
A Biker walked into a chemist shop in Adelaide, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him.
The biker said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and what ever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The biker then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a ......permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length, and the absolute best We can do is:
1/3 ownership in the shop ....
A company car...
Five home cooked dinners a week ..
And $3,000 a month in living expenses."
I am a very spontaneous person who is out going and likes adventures and trying new things, I have never done anything like this before. I like to speak my mind, but can be very passionate. I am a caring person, who is sometimes (often) carefree. I'm outgoing and like to have a good time.i enjoy horse riding and motor bike riding. My goals is to have a good man.I think that my laugh and smile and attitude makes me unique. I'm not afraid to speak my mind, but enjoy discussions and looking at things from another point of view. and i hate ppl who lie so please dont lie to me cuz i aint up for it.If you think you are the guy for me and would like to know more,then feel free to contact me.Im not looking for sex or friends i'm here to find my soul mate.
Am in my 50s interested in meeting people and friendship. Am patient and a good listener. I love helping people find their purpose in life and assist them fulfill that purpose. The greatest joy and fulfilment to me is seeing someone find meaning and purpose in life and becoming productive in life.